Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 6:47 PM by Gene

Reading this story we want to apologize (temporarily, at least) for referring to "Useless News." The world seems to have underestimated Duke Cunningham's sliming-over perfidy, and the damage it's done us -- but alas, this may not be a sexy story for reporters, who seem more interested with partisan hectoring than such unprecedented sleaze -- even with its tempting RE-PUB-LI-CAN angle. True, with their endless detail such stories can glaze the eyeballs; but can anyone doubt these folks are on to something?

Soon, alas, it will be back to Use You Can News®, and those idiotic college rankings, and Useless News. Why can't Mort Zuck stick with reporting?

P. S. The third graf:

"I'm not here for ideology. I'm here to make money."

Sounds like the GOP's motto.

The last graf:

At his plea hearing in February, Wade expressed remorse for his actions. "I feel deep sorrow for the harm I have caused my family, friends, and former colleagues," he said. Embittered MZM employees say it's all a self-serving act. "He's not repentant at all," says a former executive. "In his mind, it's, 'I got caught.'"

We wonder how many Congresspoops and their ilk view bribery and indictments as occupational hazards. We don't want to know.