THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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There is also the remote possibility His latest affront may backfire on Him.
P. S. at 3:50 p. m.: I guess they didn't shut up even a second:
NOV. 15, 2006: I KNOW I'M FALLING INTO JUDITH REGAN'S TRAP ...
... even discussing this - but it still needs to be said:
If there is such a thing as the pale of civilized society, Judith Regan has put herself outside it.
Posted at 3:40 PM
But not, we may presume, her Boss -- and the Boss of several of our contributors. By the way -- what's that deep hole you're climbing out of?