| Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
...A CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE, a remake of THE WILD BUNCH, CATS AND DOGS 2: TINKLES' [SIC] REVENGE (this being one of SAMMY GLICKMAN'S "FAMILY" pollutants we can guess there's a LOT of tinkling), a CHALLENGER DISASTER movie (the world is really begging for it), a CHARLIE CHAN movie (via SLIME -- this we gotta see), THREE FILMS NAMED CHAOS (two REMAKES), a CHiPs movie, a sequel to City of God, a REMAKE of CLASH OF THE TITANS, a CONAN movie, COYOTE UGLY 2, a remake of The Creature From The Black Lagoon, a prequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, something called The Crusaders -- a picture about THURGOOD MARSHALL, A DALLAS MOVIE, a remake of Damn Yankees, something called The Darwin Awards (THE CONSPIRACY could win some), something called Daughter of the Queen of Sheba ("based on a memoir by NPR correspondent Jacki Lyden" -- exciting!), a REMAKE of DEATH RACE 2000, a remake of something called DHOOM, HISTORY'S GREATEST COMEDIAN in something called Dinner for Schmucks (let's guess who's one of them), a DRAGON'S LAIR movie (based on a video game -- from the 1980s), a DUKE NUKEM movie, ELF 2, another movie about Sir Ernest Shackleton and Endurance, an EVEL KNIEVEL movie, a remake of The Evil Dead....
More to come.
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