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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Friday, December 08, 2006
Posted
7:05 PM
by Gene
... "JAMES BOND 22", THE JETSONS (a SECOND time), Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2, Johnson Family Vacation 2, JURASSIC PARK 4, The Keith Moon Story, a KUNG FU movie, a LAND OF THE LOST movie, a LOGAN'S RUN remake, another LONE RANGER movie, MADAGASCAR 2, a MAGNUM P. I. movie, a THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. movie, MEET THE LITTLE FOCKER, a MIGHTY MOUSE movie, Money Talks 2, MORTAL KOMBAT 3, Mr. Bean's Holiday (aka BEAN 2), MRS. DOUBTFIRE 2, THE MUMMY 3, an ALL-BLACK THE MUNSTERS movie (?!?!?), Neanderthals ( another story of modern Hollywood?), a NINE TO FIVE remake (inspired by JESSICA SIMPSON?).... MORE TO COME.
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