Posted
6:23 PM
by Gene
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OCEAN'S THIRTEEN,
an OH, GOD! remake,
Old School 2,
The Once and Future King (
Camelot without music -- oiiiiiiii!),
a THE ONION movie,
an "OPUS" movie,
a THE OUTER LIMITS movie,
something called Parental Guidance Suggested (here's betting SAMMY GLICKMAN launches a HUGE tantrum to get THAT name changed),
THE PEE-WEE HERMAN STORY,
a PHIL SPECTOR biography,
something called PIMP,
THE PINK PANTHER -- 2?!?!? (Isn't that more like seven or eight?),
PIPPIN,
a PIRANHA remake,
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything -- A VEGGIETALES MOVIE,
ANOTHER NATIONAL LAMPOON MOVIE -- with SLIME'S GIRLFRIEND (WHAT have we done to DESERVE this?!?!?),
a Dark Crystal sequel....
MORE TO COME.