Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Monday, December 11, 2006
...RAMBO IV (or is that Rambo I.V.?), something called Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers, TWO FILMS called Reggaeton, Resident Evil: Extinction (one hopes), THE RING 3, TWO FILMS called Rogue, RUSH HOUR 3, SAW IV, SCARY MOVIE V, a SEQUEL to DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?, a HARVEY WHINER REMAKE of THE SEVEN SAMURAI (?!?!?), something called SHAZAM (yes, ANOTHER comic-book movie), SHREK 4, SIN CITY 2, A THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN MOVIE, A LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (?!?!?) FROM THE WORLD'S LEADING FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY (?!?!?!?!?) combining "FANTASY AND MARTIAL-ARTS ELEMENTS" AND MICHAEL CHABON (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?), SNOW DOGS 2, SPACEBALLS 2, SPAWN 2, A SPEED RACER MOVIE, SPIDER-MAN -- 4 (?!?!?), a "SPY VS. SPY" movie, STAR TREK 11, STARGATE 2, Stir of Echoes II (there was a I?), a REMAKE of STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (?!?!?), LORD LLOUD WUBBISH'S SUNSET BOULEVARD, something called Super Bad (we believe it), ANOTHER SUPERMAN MOVIE, a REMAKE of SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON, something called Synedoche, New York with TRUMAN'S OSCARĀ®-WINNING IMPERSONATOR....
MORE TO COME.
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