Posted
7:38 PM
by Gene
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RAMBO IV (or is that
Rambo I.V.?), something called
Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers,
TWO FILMS called
Reggaeton,
Resident Evil: Extinction (one hopes),
THE RING 3,
TWO FILMS called
Rogue,
RUSH HOUR 3,
SAW IV,
SCARY MOVIE V, a SEQUEL to
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?,
a HARVEY WHINER REMAKE of THE SEVEN SAMURAI (?!?!?),
something called SHAZAM (yes, ANOTHER comic-book movie),
SHREK 4,
SIN CITY 2,
A THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN MOVIE,
A LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (?!?!?) FROM
THE WORLD'S LEADING FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY (?!?!?!?!?) combining "FANTASY AND MARTIAL-ARTS ELEMENTS" AND MICHAEL CHABON (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?),
SNOW DOGS 2,
SPACEBALLS 2,
SPAWN 2,
A SPEED RACER MOVIE,
SPIDER-MAN -- 4 (?!?!?),
a "SPY VS. SPY" movie,
STAR TREK 11,
STARGATE 2,
Stir of Echoes II (there was a I?),
a REMAKE of STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (?!?!?),
LORD LLOUD WUBBISH'S SUNSET BOULEVARD,
something called Super Bad (we believe it),
ANOTHER SUPERMAN MOVIE,
a REMAKE of SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON,
something called Synedoche, New York with TRUMAN'S OSCARĀ®-WINNING IMPERSONATOR....
MORE TO COME.