Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
...A CGI REMAKE of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TERMINATOR 4, AN "UPDATED" FEATURE VERSION OF THE THREE STOOGES, a REMAKE of TO CATCH A THIEF (?!?!?), Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding, The Topkapi Affair (aka The Thomas Crown Affair 2), TOY STORY 3, something called Trading Paint ("aka Untitled Britney Spears NASCAR Project") (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!), THE TRANSFORMERS (a movie based on TOYS), ABE LINCOLN SPUN BY DORIS KEARNS "THE HAPPY PLAGIARIST" GOODWIN AND LUKE SPIELBERG, CHEECH AND CHONG GET BLUNT, "UNTITLED HUGH HEFNER BIOPIC" ("Jim Carrey is reportedly under consideration, as Hef wants someone with a sense of humor" -- especially in the scenes involving Dorothy Stratten?), "UNTITLED QUENTIN TARANTINO KUNG FU PROJECT", "UNTITLED TIMOTHY LEARY BIOPIC", "UNTITLED WOODY ALLEN PROJECT", a PREQUEL to THE UNTOUCHABLES....
MORE TO COME.
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