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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Posted
5:30 PM
by Gene
... TWO MOVIES called Wanted, something called Weirdsville, a WELCOME BACK, KOTTER movie, a remake of WESTWORLD, What Makes Sammy Run? (which HSX's dolts call a "Biographical Drama" and a "true-life story"), a remake of When Worlds Collide, WHERE'S WALDO?, White Noise 2: The Light, Why Can't I Be Audrey Hepburn? (We can think of a few reasons), a remake of The Wind in the Willows, a remake of Witness for the Prosecution, a remake of The Wolf Man, a remake of The Women, A WONDER WOMAN MOVIE (who will play Lynda Carter?), THE X-FILES 2, 24: THE MOVIE, a remake of 3:10 to Yuma.... And MORE, ever MORE, to COME!
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