Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Thursday, December 14, 2006


Hail! All hail the new chief fidgeter and appeaser of the League of Nations!

He took an "oath." We can imagine:

I solemnly -- er pretentiously -- swear, promise, hope, something or other, to bring peace to the world, but not if it hurts somebody's feelings, the U. S. and Israel excepted, as they are the evilest inventions of, whatever force it was that started the universe; and I promise or whatever never to complain or even say anything when a dictatorship abuses its citizens' human rights, the U. S. and Israel excepted; nor shall I help any persons in need after any natural disaster, except to donate as many words out of my mouth as possible; and I promise to get this righteous organization all that's coming to it, especially from the U. S., and to always turn the other cheek at what some might call corruption, but which is merely this noble organization doing its proper business.

So help me -- er, help me. A -- womyn? A -- something or other.

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