THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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SLIME AND O. J., THE WII WATER STUNT, THIS -- IS THERE NO DEPTH TO WHICH THESE FRAUDS WILL GO?
THE SAME TO YOU, KING RICHARD! I THINK THIS ENDS YOUR MAYORAL CAMPAIGN.
P. S. BOSTON.COM is reporting some dimwit with A GUERILLA MARKETING COMPANY has been arrested. (Link here)
P. P. S. Infernal Slashdotters are taking the TWXSTERS' side, which proves the only differences between Slashdotters and FREEPERS are LIBERTARIANISM and LINUX. All right, your fool devices didn't look like bombs -- but damnit there are enough people with tech skills and your weenie attitude who'd pull a stunt exactly like this. Anyone for THE UNABOMBER? Why must the world revolve around your sci-fi and your cartoons? As for the notion these were dorks who overreacted -- okay -- but where did American Airlines Flight 11 come from?
P. P. S. Blithering idiotic guerilla marketing firm is called -- get this -- INTERFERENCE. How convenient: ITS SITE ISN'T WORKING. Also the promotion was for a TIE-IN MOVIE.