Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, January 07, 2007


Elsewhere in the nation's new challenger to The Onion:

Kate Winslet Vanishes Into Her Roles

Consider that hed for a second. Replace the name with -- oh, Bette Davis. Or Katharine Hepburn. Or Barbara Stanwyck. Or Sophia Loren. Or Marilyn. Can you? You can't. But we are assured this is (to use USAOKAY!!!!!'s idiot phrasing) -- an ac-TOR. Okay, so Kate can vanish into her roles -- which makes it more likely she and her masterworks (and rest assured, they ARE masterworks) will vanish into oblivion.

A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK award to SYLVIANE!

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