Posted
10:30 AM
by Gene
Elsewhere in the nation's new challenger to
The Onion:
Kate Winslet Vanishes Into Her RolesConsider that hed for a second. Replace the name with -- oh, Bette Davis. Or Katharine Hepburn. Or Barbara Stanwyck. Or Sophia Loren. Or Marilyn. Can you? You can't. But we are assured this is (to use
USAOKAY!!!!!'s idiot phrasing) -- an ac-TOR. Okay, so Kate can vanish into her roles -- which makes it more likely she and her masterworks (and rest assured, they ARE masterworks) will vanish into oblivion.
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK award to SYLVIANE!