Posted 6:45 AM by Gene

Oh it must have been a delicious sight last night at the TOSTITOS BOWL, all those CEOs and other high mucky-mucks chuffing on their cigars like a steam locomotive up a steep grade, the glowing hot points bright enough to light the stadium, burning the tobacco so efficiently they didn't leave a stink, mad that the game they were entitled by a kind of royal fiat to watch was such a limp wet dishrag -- at least those CEOs and other high mucky-mucks who didn't fall asleep. It is always so thrilling to see these championship games built up to such an awful let down. Now (as I've said before) the six-digit typists can't regale us with fairy tales of a "classic", and now those execs can only harass their employees for two months, and not three. But it does appear the hacks at least have made up for it by leaving out one word is from the heroic recapitulations: BORE. Perhaps there's a reason for that.

And congratulations to Florida, champions in professional college football and basketball. That's quite an -- achievement. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.