THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Another [C]RAPPER makes a BRILLIANT career move.
McGriff, who was acquitted on lesser drugs and weapons charges, looked back and smiled at his supporters when the verdict was issued.
He agrees.
McGriff succeeded in making a straight-to-video film, “Crime Partners 2000,” that featured Ja Rule, Snoop Dogg and Ice-T. The movie, about two hit men, was released in 2001.
For an ex-convict to produce a film is “an achievement,” said defense attorney David Ruhnke.
“They will never take that away from him.”
1. Tell that to hordes on YouTube. 2. He can boast about it in the inferno. (Link added)