Posted
9:33 AM
by Gene
I had hoped not to write again on this subject, for it is one of those news equivalents of a Moebius strip, but dammit
some ASSPress hack had to put Anna on the pedestal for persevering. A lot of people persevere who don't have breast implants. They toil every day in schools, police stations, firehouses, hospitals, rescue missions, you name it, doing the good and necessary work of society, and getting too little pay and no credit -- and often scorn -- and here some typist insists this floozy and golddigger was an inspiration to the human race. Inspiring, all right -- to ridicule.
To paraphrase
THE MASTER -- and with no figurative pun intended -- the hacks will milk this story until it's dry, and then they'll have to milk the BULL.
P. S.
The TWXSTERS issue a THREAT:TMZ WILL BE FOLLOWING THIS STORY ALL DAY LONG WITH CONSTANT UPDATES...P. P. S. And evidently this typist wasn't the first -- some pop-cultyure edi-TOR at AMERICA'S LEA -- well, that zeitgeisty newsrag wrote
a similar story; indeed he was apparently all set for a gushing
Warren Harding-style sendoff, complete with
USAOKAY!!!!! "WE", largely because this was about POP-CULTYURE, and as we all know, nothing has ever been BETTER than POP-CULTYURE, but goshdarnit if the peculiar facts didn't get in the way of his eulogy. Before long we'll be hearing hundreds of mea-culpas from hacks like Howie Hairshirt asking why they paid so much attention. NEWS HACKS HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!
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