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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Posted 9:19 AM by Gene

Let me guess -- a pat on the back for a job well done (and we can pat ourselves a little more for having -- SYNERGISTICALLY suffered for it!) -- plus the usual vague ending paragraph about how we must all grow up -- you know, the kind that doesn't say anything when we all know what you're thinking? Sorta like YOU, FORMER STOOGE JonBoy? Now what's elsewhere, once co-star and sidekick?

NOTHING! Are we taking lots of time off internationally, FORMER STOOGE JonBoy? Well, we ARE comforted by this:

Survey: Planning a Vacation?
• In a few weeks, NEWSWEEK International will publish a special report on luxury vacation travel, and we'd like to get your input. Take Our Travel Survey.

Will do, FORMER STOOGE JonBoy -- and we hope it makes its way into your International covers!

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