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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Posted 12:09 PM by Gene

All right, so you're tantrum throwing liberals, and you don't like the NO-SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN ZONE, so you do a "study" proving you don't like him, which is like applying a shovel underneath your feet because every time a PARTISAN attacks a PARTISAN he merely proves BOTH SIDES are PARTISAN.

And we can't stand the NO-SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN ZONE EITHER.

And you compare NO-SPIN to "Father" Coughlin, hoping nobody remembers who he was. Well, you're PARTISANS, and turnabout's unfair play -- so we'll just liken his equal and opposite nuisance KEITH O to STALIN. All's fair in hate and war!

If your skool wants to throw yelling screaming whiny crybaby tantrums BRING BACK BOBBY KNIGHT!

Thanks again, ROMY!

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