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    • THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
    I know more than you.
    I make lots more money than you.
    I'm smarter than you.
    I'm sexier than you.
    I appear on TV all the time.
    I work ten minutes a day.
    I rule the universe.
    I'm going to live forever.
    You are an idiot.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
    A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
    I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
    --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
    News isn't news when we don't report it.

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    Sunday, September 02, 2007

    Posted 5:13 PM by Gene

    Today I passed by a wedding -- odd day for a wedding -- and saw a thirty-foot-long stretch limo made from an SUV. I'd have called it a Gomermobile but Gomer Pyle wasn't that stupid. Nearby I saw a late-model Rolls-Royce with slit-like headlamps and bloated bumper. I guess the Beemer doesn't know how to make a Rolls. Can't anyone design a decent luxury car anymore?

    I guess not, seeing as how most cars look alike.

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