Posted 12:44 PM by Gene

All those ACADEMY-AWARD®-POTENTIAL MASTERPIECES are BOMBING at the B. O.!

PAUL DRECK! Time to jump out a window?

NO! Blame it on HALO 3!

P. S. at 4:57 p.m.

A career so strong it survived 'Catwoman'

And $442 A SCREEN on the opening Friday for another Os-CAR®-nominatable masterpiece?

SORRY PAUL, this is just THE CONSPIRACY making movies for ad-blurbists -- and AD-BLURBISTS ONLY.

Further p.s. at 5:31 p.m. $943 a screen for THE CULT FLICK THAT WASN'T -- and $1,323 a screen for THE DREAMS OF NC-17. I think we've pulled enough fast ones for now, SAMMY GLICKMAN.

FURTHER P. S. at 5:37 p.m. A pitiful $175 a screen for an animated remake of THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. Whose stupid idea was that?

As for the distributor:

Rocky Mountain Pictures has designed an accounts receivable program that affords our producers an immediate and ongoing account of all play dates for each film. It records each theatre booking entering an estimated box office gross after each week, which is replaced with an exact box office figure as soon as an official audited report is executed by the exhibitor, tracking what is owed by the exhibitor after a “settlement” has been made, and then final payment. Rocky Mountain Pictures' accounts receivable program provides all parties an ongoing accounting of where their investment “is” at all times.

You need an accounts receivable program to count to zero?

Also these lamebrains intend to inflict on us a movie starring THE STONE FACE OF ANNOYING TV ADS -- unless of course they file for Chapter XI first.