Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Tuesday, October 09, 2007


And how does America's Biggest Excuse to Fill Huge Gobs of Air Time with People Bloviating sell an upcoming planet-saving documentary special? By holding a party!

“Just as yoga has become trendy, being green has become trendy too,” said one guest--who asked not to be named!—as his drink threatened to spill over the lip of his Martini glass. "I mean, you don’t see any ugly shoes or moo-moos around do you?”

At PEOPLE WARNER? Never!

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