Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Friday, October 12, 2007


I discovered through our StinkyInky's chief fillum ad-blurbist that NIKKI!!!!! quoted some TWXSTER who said "We are no longer doing movies with women in the lead." This may sound racistsexisthomophobic, but consider the sorts of women who would star in today's movies: Meryl "Os-CARĀ®" Streep, Glenn "Melonhead" Close, Jodie Foster -- yes, it fills the cockles of the typists' hearts when they do their "serious" (i.e., mellerdramatic) roles, but unfortunately men count among the S&M phreaks in the popcorn restaurants; do they really want to spend two hours with those faces? Especially when we consider MMs and Jane Russells once starred in them. Movies must be different from real life, and today's female ac-TORS are no different than what you'd find any day on any street. And we'd wager the women wouldn't mind seeing good-looking types either -- and some days they have it worse than the men (as witness that Truman impersonator Seymour Malcolm Horace -- whatshisname?).

P. S. Read NIKKI!!!!!'s post -- then NOTE THE URL. Another case of her temper getting before her SPELLING.

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