Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

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...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Posted 4:57 PM by Gene

Looks like the holy cockroaches were having another celebration.

This is what Best-Seller Pervez gets by leaving their swarming ground alone.

"We have no way of confirming that, but it has all the hallmarks of some sort of terrorist attack," River's [SIC] told CNN's Wolf Blitzer.

I think it was a spontaneous natural-gas explosion myself. Wolf wouldn't know better.

P. S.

On Sunday Ms Bhutto said she feared extremists within the country's military establishment more than Taliban commanders like Baitullah Masood.

We were about to say, changed your mind? But then we remember the @#$%&* "FATHER" OF PAKISTAN, and we said, forget it.

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