Posted
8:33 AM
by Gene
SLIME prints another literary masterpiece (and
MORT plugs it?!?!?):
In his new memoir "Slash," the Guns N' Roses ax man recounts how he shot so much cocaine during a late-'90s Arizona vacation that he had hallucinations of being attacked by creatures like those in "Predator" — "but a fraction of the size, and translucent blue-gray; they were wiry and muscular with the same pointed heads and rubbery dreadlocks."
Too bad it happened while he was in the shower. After punching the glass door until his hands bled — and seeing "an army of [the creatures], holding tiny machine guns and weapons that looked like harpoons" — he ran through the streets of Arizona naked.Dictations like this are an argument for James Frey.