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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Posted 1:24 PM by Gene

We have reluctantly decided to pay attention once again to the SUPERDUPERMEGAGIGABLOGGERS for the simple reason it is hard to top their risibility. MICHELLE!!!!! has erupted in a Hades-like firestorm because G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLE (I hate bringing its name up so often) has CENSORED!!!!! AN ANTI-MOVEON.ORG AD!!!!!!!!!! (Interestingly, the article is slugged "Commentary.") One does not wish to defend a FUTURE TRILLION MARKET CAP!!!!! company, but it did cite trademark infringement, and remembering as we do how THE BLOGGERS OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!! helped sell T-shirts with a blatant copy of Pepsi's logo we would suspect the accusation is true -- and what is more, one is not a NAME BRAND BLOGGER without a dollop of the SELF-PITYING VICTIM pleading for his rights. And if EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL MOVEON.ORG is using a trademark to SILENCE ITS CRITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, six of one.

And alas, MICHELLE!!!!! (and SAM LITTLE!!!!!), a R in a circle does appear next to MoveOn.org's name.

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