Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Tuesday, November 13, 2007




The ASSPress goes into Phillips Milk of Magnesia Mode:

CORRECTIVE: Paris Hilton Story

GAUHATI, India (AP) -- In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

The AP


"SEDATIVE" is more like it.

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