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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Posted 5:26 PM by Gene

This was a courageous move. No doubt these officials will be villified as humorless old fogies (and in no small measure by the idiot HACKS who've prolonged this book sales pitch), but they did the right thing. This SUMNER publicity stunt was getting out of hand. Had they approved of putting this half-witted farceur and front for dozens of ghostwriters on the ballot it could have created a groundswell for a fake campaign. Having voted for JIMMAH and John Anderson and Dubya I know what a wasted vote is like. We don't need to formalize the waste. The republic should salute these fine party leaders for going into the teeth of a hurricane-like BIGMEDIA FRAUD, and emerging with their reps burnished.

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