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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Sunday, December 23, 2007
Posted
9:22 AM
by Gene
I know it’s hard to believe, but during the past 12 months I sometimes went two or three weeks in a row without finding anything to mock, deflate or be disappointed by, and my inner curmudgeon was frequently elbowed aside by a wide-eyed, arm-waving enthusiast.If we want wide-eyed, arm-waving enthusiasts, A. O., we'll let you know; meantime you've provided the definitive reason why AMERICA DOES NOT NEED MOVIE AD-BLURBISTS.By the way, Mr. Wide-Eyed, Arm-Waving Enthusiast -- what's the difference between you and HARRY KNOWLES except YOU'RE BETTER? OLD WIDE EYES, YOU'VE JUST WON THE NEUHARTHISM OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
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