Posted
9:22 AM
by Gene
I know it’s hard to believe, but during the past 12 months I sometimes went two or three weeks in a row without finding anything to mock, deflate or be disappointed by, and my inner curmudgeon was frequently elbowed aside by a wide-eyed, arm-waving enthusiast.If we want wide-eyed, arm-waving enthusiasts, A. O., we'll let you know; meantime you've provided the definitive reason why AMERICA DOES NOT NEED MOVIE AD-BLURBISTS.By the way, Mr. Wide-Eyed, Arm-Waving Enthusiast -- what's the difference between you and
HARRY KNOWLES except
YOU'RE BETTER?
OLD WIDE EYES,
YOU'VE JUST WON
THE NEUHARTHISM OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!