THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Celebrities Donate to Many Candidates
Jennifer Aniston
-$2,300 to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama
Hank Azaria
-$2,300 to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards
Tyra Banks
-$2,300 contribution to Obama
Angela Bassett
-$2,300 to Obama
Halle Berry
$2,300 to Obama
Valerie Bertinelli
-$2,300 to Obama
Pat Boone
-$800 to former Republican presidential candidate Sam Brownback
-$1,000 to Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney
Zach Braff
-$2,300 to Obama
Christie Brinkley
-$2,150 to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton
-$1,000 to Obama
James L. Brooks
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$1,000 to former Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson
Jackson Browne
$2,300 to Obama
Jerry Bruckheimer
-$2,300 to Republican presidential candidate John McCain [BOOBS McKEATING! THIS MAKES YOU POPULAR!!!!!]
Chevy Chase
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Chris Dodd
-$4,600 to Clinton
Cher
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden
John Cleese
-$2,300 to Obama
George Clooney
-$2,300 to Obama
Harry Connick Jr.
-$4,600 to Obama
Gary Cole
-$2,300 to Edwards
Larry David
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
James Denton
-$4,600 to Edwards
Danny DeVito
-$2,300 to Clinton
Paul Dooley
-$2,300 to Obama
Michael Douglas
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$4,600 to Richardson
-$1,500 to Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$4,600 to Obama [Playing the field, Mike? We thought you were MARRIED.]
Fran Drescher
-$2,300 to Clinton
Hector Elizondo
-$300 to Kucinich
Linda Evans
-$2,300 to Obama
Morgan Freeman
-$2,300 to Obama
Jamie Foxx
-$2,300 to Obama
Jeff Garlin
-$250 to Obama
Louis Gossett
-$2,300 to Obama
Kelsey Grammer
-$2,300 to Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani
Seth Green
-$4,600 to Edwards
Jasmine Guy
-$2,300 to Obama
Tom Hanks
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Hill Harper
-$2,300 to Obama
Dennis Haysbert
-$2,300 to Obama
Edward Helms
-$250 to Clinton
Don Henley
-$4,600 to Edwards
-$4,600 to Clinton
Cheryl Hines
-$1,000 to Obama
Quincy Jones
-$4,600 to Clinton
Jeffrey Katzenberg
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,100 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Dodd
Val Kilmer
-$2,300 to Richardson
Norman Lear
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,100 to former Democratic presidential candidate Tom Vilsack
-$1,150 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
John Lithgow
-$1,000 to Dodd
Seth Macfarlane
-$1,000 to Obama
Amy Madigan
-$2,300 to Clinton
Tobey Maguire
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Branford Marsalis
-$4,600 to Obama
Steve Martin
-$2,300 to Dodd
Lorne Michaels
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$2,300 to McCain [MR. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE LIKES YOU TOO!]
Bette Midler
-$4,600 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
Eddie Murphy
-$2,300 to Obama
Kathy Najimy
-$2,300 to Clinton
Paul Newman
-$4,600 to Obama
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$4,600 to Dodd
Leonard Nimoy
-$2,300 to Obama
Edward Norton
-$2,300 to Obama
Rosie O'Donnell
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Obama
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
Sean Penn
-$2,300 to Kucinich
-$4,600 to Edwards
Rhea Perlman
-$2,300 to Clinton
Ellen Pompeo
-$4,600 to Obama
Sidney Poitier
-$4,600 to Obama
Bonnie Raitt
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Kucinich
Lynn Redgrave
-$250 to Clinton
Rob Reiner
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$1,000 to Dodd
Chris Rock
-$4,600 to Obama
Susan Saint James
-$4,600 to Dodd
Adam Sandler
-$2,100 to Giuliani
Brooke Shields
-$2,300 to Obama
Elisabeth Shue
-$1,500 to Dodd
Paul Simon
-$4,600 to Dodd
Will Smith
-$4,600 to Obama
Steven Spielberg
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Richardson
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Darren Star
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Mary Steenburgen
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$4,600 to Clinton
Ben Stein
-$750 to Giuliani [BEN FRANKENSTEIN GAVE TO A REPUBLICAN?!?!?]
Ben Stiller
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
-$4,600 to Clinton
Barbra Streisand
-$1,000 to Dodd
-$2,300 to Clinton
-$2,300 to Edwards
-$2,300 to Obama
Isaiah Washington
$2,300 to Obama
Gene Wilder
-$2,300 to Obama
Jerry Weintraub
-$2,300 to Richardson
Forest Whitaker
-$2,300 to Obama
Oprah Winfrey
-$2,300 to Obama
Joanne Woodward
-$4,600 to Clinton
-$4,600 to Dodd
-$4,600 to Obama
Renee Zellweger
-$4,600 to Clinton
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Source: Federal Election Commission data.
[Emphasis added]
And so on. And so on and so on. And so on and so on and so on.
(List copied from ASSPress post)
P. S.
GOP candidate Mike Huckabee has the support of actor Chuck Norris — but none of his money, as of the latest campaign filings.
Well Hucklechuck, he gave you publicity -- and you can't BUY that.
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!