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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Posted 10:09 AM by Gene

Lately the wishy-washy knee-jerk-leftist sanctimonious churches in name only have been muttering about disinvestment from Israel. If only there were some multi-billionaire who'd call their bluff. He could buy stocks in the disinvested companies in exact proportion to what these centers of Kumbaya would sell, and put them all in a fund whose profits could be reinvested in Israel. We have another suggestion: that said organization start a campaign to get people to disinvest in precisely those companies in whom the marshmallows are still invested -- and possibly also to boycott what few going businesses they own; to be sure, those are probably just "religious" publishers. But these bozos should learn their disinvestments can cut both ways.

(Sorry for the FRONTPAGE!!!!!)

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