Posted
1:14 PM
by Gene
Our favorite Branson East colyumnist Mike does it again: Here's an exchange I heard the other day:
Press agent 1: "The reason they're called the Outer Critics is because you want to keep them out of the theater!"
Press agent 2: "Have you seen the one who looks like a 1930s film star?"
Press agent 1: "Oh, that's being too kind."
Press agent 2: "No, I mean it. She looks like Vivien Leigh."
Press agent 1: "She looks like Vivian Vance."
Press agent 2: "How about the one with the crippled husband?"
Press agent 1: "I bet the polio picnic in 'Cry-Baby' went down well with him. No wonder they didn't get nominated."
I'm not even going to try to top this kind of malicious theater talk.Hey if you Branson East bozos put out shows the way you can exchange put-downs....