THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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“Bossa nova is a vision of Brazil as it should have been,” says the singer Joyce, who is organising a bossa nova 50th birthday concert at the Barbican that will feature the style’s originators and its new exponents. “We should have been a wonderful, democratic country. Instead we had 21 years of military dictatorship, something we are still paying for. So bossa nova represents a different way of life; a culture more sophisticated than the one we have today.”
Well, at least we have that glorious music, if nothing else.
On being sent João Gilberto’s debut record, Osvaldo Gurzoni, the director of the São Paulo-based record label Odeon, is reputed to have said: “Is this the shit they are sending us from Rio now?” Then he smashed the record on his knee.
And then he changed his identity and became LEGENDARY DAVIS!!!!!
(Via ArtsJournal)