Posted 5:21 PM by Gene

The Messiah will become president for the same reason SUPER CHICKEN! and TONY! came into office -- the voters are just tired, and they figure, let's try something new, let's try anything new, even if the new would come across from a Bernie Sanders as another furious crackpot tantrum. But we can't go on being tired and hope our successive leaders won't be. We've had twenty years of tired.

So God will waltz into Havana, and Tehran, and Pyongyang, and people will ooh and aah, and after His two terms are up we'll be tired again, and we'll get another incompetent who won't undo the damage, as we're almost immune to incompetence.