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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Posted 5:26 PM by Gene

Today before the Academy of Music Bus 'n' Truck Stop some dancers from a company I didn't catch flew kites on both sides of the street, one of them with a thick accent running up Broad Street, a second of them, a nice tall young woman with decent legs, capering on an island; and I thought, if VICE-PRESIDENT EDDIE!!!!! were here he'd say these dancers are better than any old factory worker.

Shortly after the Social Security brigade traipsed out the Quonset Hut of Music from an Orchestra concert (I presume), making me wonder where future Orchestra crowds will come from. Why do EDDIES!!!!! think the AHTS are better than factories?

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