THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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David "NON" Germain must have been on the phone for HOURS to New York: "WHEN THIS BREAKS THE RECORD SEND OUT AN AP NEWSALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But one IMMORTAL HISTORICAL RECORD-SHATTERING MASTERPIECE!!!!! does not change the fact that the trend is still DOWN in attendance, and will remain DOWN so long as THE CONSPIRACY excretes its work in sticky-floored $10-popcorn restaurants.
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO NON -- AND HE'S A FINALIST FOR OUR NEUHARTHISM OF THE YEAR DISHONOR!
P. S. This EPOCHAL LANDMARK UNBREAKABLE RECORD!!!!! is 0.3342 PERCENT OF PEOPLE WARNER'S 2007 REVENUES.