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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Posted 8:40 PM by Gene

I don't think a war with Iran is coming, thank God, but this time I am NOT going to pull any punches. MY VOICE ISN'T VERY IMPORTANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, BUT I'M GOING TO DO MY JOB--AND THAT MEANS LETTING YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND AND WHAT I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE THERE ARE A SMALL GROUP OF JEWISH NEOCONSERVATIVES WHO ARE PUSHING FOR WAR WITH IRAN BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IT IS IN AMERICA'S LONG-TERM INTERESTS AND BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE ISRAEL'S EXISTENCE IS AT STAKE!!! THEY ARE WRONG AND RECENT HISTORY TELLS US THEY ARE DANGEROUS!!!!! THEY ARE ALSO BULLIES AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE INTIMIDATED BY THEM!!!!!!!!!!! (Unintimidated overemphasis added)

1. Is he still mad at being "outed"? 2. His agents are on the case. 3. "TIME WARNER OWNS CNN TOO!!!!!" 4. Is anybody outside PEOPLE INC. and Commentary paying the slightest attention -- and why should we?

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