Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 8:30 PM by Gene

Meanwhile the TWXSTERS are so busy celebrating HISTORY (never mind their empire probably makes far more money from overcharges of its turnips intentional and otherwise that go overlooked) some of their number decided it gave them carte blanche to hoodwink us with a gee-whiz-aw-shucks-cute-little-wet-nosed-puppy-dog story of the blind rabbi-psychologist who WILL be in the next Congress -- but despite believing they're gonna live forever they rather mortally neglected the possibility that some of their inferiors MIGHT have computers, and MIGHT do a little SEARCHING -- as in...

The Iraq War - We Need A Rapid And Responsible Withdrawal

George Bush and Scott Garrett seem to believe we need to stay in Iraq indefinitely. I believe we need to get outoutOUTOUTOUT!!!!! [Let's-get-them-out-rapidly overemphasis added]

Of COURSE he doesn't say how rapid or responsible, leading us to believe he'll be a perfect stooge for the Lord. Whether that is enough to keep him in office may be another thing. One thing we do know: he will surely be "conflicted" in his choice of Gods.

Or to put it another way, when news hacks say jump some of us know not to.

A SPECIAL SCREAMIN' HOWARD DEAN NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO ADAM!

P.S. He also believes in unlimited abortions, which means -- DON'T SMOKE WITHIN TWO HUNDRED FEET OF HIM!!!!!