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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Posted 2:19 PM by Gene

On the Publishers Weekly list of the best-selling fictional non-fiction, we see Mr. Corsi's dubiously truthful tantrum about The Messiah is no. 2, which is one notch above Tori's "memoir", which is three notches above another tantrum about The Messiah, which is two notches above a "Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism," which is two notches above another tantrum about The Messiah (co-authored by Dick "Hooker" Morris), which is two notches above some sort of tantrum about how Dubya destroyed the Constitution fighting terrorists, which is three notches above a Zeitgeist fantasy by Fareed.

And on the Wall Street Journals' list, Who Moved My Cheese? has evidently been there so long it's covered with mold. It always was.

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