Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
PREDICTION: I said earlier we were going to have lots of TERRIFIC!!!!! speeches these two weeks, which is why I also said the time between the beginning of the GAMES and the end of the GOP infomerical would be a time of unprecedented, earth-shattering blah. Therefore I can safely assume that tonight's coronation will bring forth not just a TERRIFIC!!!! speech, but one of the greatest in mankind's history. We can be sure of this because an oaf like Jo-NAH declared last night's speeches fantasmagorical although -- and I have to guess as I don't and won't watch the infomercials -- they were probably just high-pitched conversational talk with a few showy turns of phrases devised by three hundred ghosts, plus an occasional pump of the fist. The HACKS would not know a great speech if it burned its words on their foreheads, but that's what we'll get tonight -- in SPADES.
P. S. If I read this right half the audience for Hillary! Night was over 55. Good luck!
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