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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
Posted
5:08 PM
by Gene
The TWXSTERS, with might and main, move their ROWLINGCORP TENTPOLE from Thanksgiving to next summer -- and look who doesn't know:Last-minute move comes as Daniel Radcliffe appears on the cover of Entertainment Weekly's Fall movie preview this week. [Emphasis added] They're INSULTING YOUR creation, B. S. DEFENDER! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA HA HA! WHAT HAPPENED TO SYNERGY?!?!? PEOPLE INC. SHOULD SECEDE FROM PEOPLE WARNER!!!!!
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