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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

Posted 8:42 AM by Gene

WHOM NEWS HACKS BE FOR: We should not mention this press release except that the kind of behavior knee-jerk liberals go into full tantrum mode over they happily countenance in their own. Somehow it's okay for OUR TARZANA to liken (without making further reference to this specific PR) Ted Kennedy to John Wayne Gacy. When the shoe is on the other foot it still stinks. Unfortunately we're stuck with these press releases because the begetter of this one is almost exclusively a news hack creature, the scribblers having given it food and oxygen, and allowed it, like so many of the other scourges they've created in recent memory, untrammeled use of their properties, for the sole purpose of beating us repeatedly on the head, which does NOT explain why MNI sells for $3.51, and GCI for $17.79.

A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO JOEL!

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