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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Posted 8:24 AM by Gene

I have lost a good bit of whatever respect I had for Boobs McKeating. It appears he intends to govern using the AHA! approach, as in "AHA!! Didn't think I could do that!" Problem is the AHA! approach could easily turn into the GOTCHA! approach, and we all know who gets the business end of that instrument.

So we are resigned to The Lord -- and what makes us cringe is that, at least initially, He won't run the government, it will be the moldy Congressional leadership, whose average age approaches 90, and whose philosophy of governing approaches Alzheimer's.

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