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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Posted 5:23 PM by Gene

I wonder what prompted Boobs into his incredible feat of strength. Was it nervous advisers suggesting his polls were collapsing as (it is alleged) the economy? Or did Boobs just want to do the "right thing", that instinct to be loved that prompted him to be a regular on Drunken Slob? Whatever, we have had enough uncontrolled spasms for "leadership". We don't want a bunch of superior clowns mashing together a bill like three families combing yesterday's leftovers. We know when we get "leadership" we get preening, and worse, we get pieces of -- legislation. Yet our superiors must help, as the Skid Row wino must drink, because they must know better. It's this kind of mental haze production that caused me to stop posting these last few days (along with the usual three hits). Why continue to torture yourself spitting into a hurricane's gale?

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