Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, November 09, 2008


If it's Sunday it must be Big Double-A-Scribble Time -- and the rag is even more full of it than usual not so much because the Right Guy won, but because he did it with Marketing. OR:

"He's almost like Che Guevara, in a good way," said Mr. Hounshell. "He has icon status, with all the art around the world of his face."

Well that's okay -- it didn't work for Boobs McKeating. (This guy is "web editor of Foreign Policy magazine", but that's okay, too: Kaplan Inc. just took it over, and who knows? It might nab him a promotion.)

As for the GOP, it needs to "rebrand" and "listen." We are quite sure people like "Bonehead" Boehner (pardon me -- BANEhead) will rebrand and listen very carefully, and guarantee their party does not get a Congressional majority until 2114.

By the way, SARAH!!!!! was an EDSEL -- but don't tell that to her; she thinks she's a ROLLS. Thankfully SARAH!!!!! doesn't know the Edsel.

Meantime MadAve can delude itself into thinking maybe The One's guys could bring back the ad biz. Well, if the president-elect proves to be as much a piece of goods as New Coke -- or the EDSEL -- they just might.

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