Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
See, now movies aren't just movies -- they have to tell us something. And Susan, being a leading GanNETtoid publicist, knows she can't get away with PR merely by saying how wonderful movies are, good and proper though it is; no, her PR is more subtle: she has to cite three perfessers AND Leonard Maltin (not to mention two direc-TORs and an ac-TOR) to convince us modern Christmas movies possess a profound wisdom on the "dysfunctionality" of American life. In short, she has to cite ex-PERTS to confirm how wonderful movies are for whatever reasons she wants.
I'd rather read Andy "SELLER" Seiler plugging Showgirls. A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO SUE!
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