Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Monday, November 17, 2008


There are times when USAOKAY!!!!! SCREAMS BS. You know it would because its founder the great SOB ALLEN was a BS-er nonpareil. So of course when we read THIS AD FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET touting how Miami Beach's revered Fountainebleau was renovated for "$1 billion" we knew something was up, so we Googled it -- you see, GannNETtoids don't know that Google's a VERB; heck some of them don't know what Google IS -- and if THIS report can be believed the renovation cost $500 million -- hardly chump change -- but then you figure it's opening in this economy, and in an area savaged by the mortgage catastrophe, and heck even MOODY's wonders whether the owners will make very much (including those emirs of Dubai, who must be EVERYWHERE money can be burned).

In the end, however, the GanNETtoids were BS-ing as only they can, and so...A NEUHARTHISM OF THE MONTH AWARD TO ANNETTE!

Hey ALLEN! BS your way out of $7.52 a share -- close to a 25-YEAR LOW!

And a special NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD to TRAVIS of the ASSPress for HIS press release!

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