Posted 8:51 AM by Gene

Yesterday we rolled our eyes at a couple of press favorites with a preternatural knack for getting in their properties. We figured out why we can't stand them: they're not women. Oh they can make up too much and wear flashy red lipstick and short skirts and no panties and all that, but in their essentials they're men, grunting and screaming and posturing and swearing and acting as though the world is their men's room, never showing womanhood at her best: the kindness, the compassion, the flirtiness, the seductive sexuality (and moving your hips a certain way may not be seductive when you're a MAN). In time we think these two will take a certain other MAN's precepts to heart and workout four hours a day, and drive yet other men to divorce, and themselves to madness, although by that time the hacks will have helped make them so very very rich they needn't care.