Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
Another word cloud from that ALCOHOL CLOUD:
I don't know, WHISKEY WUSSY -- you almost seem to want to give up your job! GO FOR IT! CDL AT FOURTEEN CENTS. I have a better number, though: The combined age of Geraldo, Imus and Cavett is just over 206. I guess that explains "OLDTHINK". P. S. Ol' Bourbon Fumes claims to have given up the sauce 21 years ago, but we suspect more than once in the presence of friendly press agents like JEFF "MENSA" GREENFIELD he'd say he did his best "work" drunk. He certainly said this: "Some people don't deserve to be picked on, who I picked on -- so I don't do it anymore." Some basketball players at Rutgers thoroughly disproved this. And the obverse is true -- witness DR. EVIL. And as we all know, once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic -- so he shall always be an honorary drunk to me.
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