THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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John Lopez: Wow, Slumdog's really rubbing it in The Dark Knight's face with this sound mixing award.
And here's one from the inimitable Freep:
Go back to watching your favorite homosexuals parade their anti-American values.
Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
OR:
Jim Windolf: Wow, Eddie Murphy presenting an award to the future version of himself [Jerry Lewis].
OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
And on A. V. Club:
Josh Modell: ...Didn't Eddie read the EW article in which Jerry said he wishes he hadn't let Eddie re-do The Nutty Professor?
Double oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooh!