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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Posted 6:58 PM by Gene

In more (and postdated!) professional dimwittery from Pvt. Zell's hacks (whatever happened to him? Doing permanent KP?) we learn (although Rachel would rather not have to say it) some of the AHTISTIC WOMEN OF FILLUM may have second thoughts about doing it in the ALTOGETHER when they may wind up on PRON sites.

Well who'd have known AHT would have its -- BAD SIDE?



ANOTHER NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD -- TO RACHEL!

(Whoops! That's what you get when you use Google Images!)

P. S.

Buyers purchased buildings at what, in retrospect, were vastly inflated prices. Lenders provided lavish, even excessive, financing based on unrealistic expectations of rising rents. And now that values are tumbling, vacancy rates are rising and credit has become impossibly tight, many on both sides are struggling against default, foreclosure or bankruptcy.

Pvt. Zell really spread his business acumen around! What happened to the $39 billion?

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