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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Posted 4:53 PM by Gene

A KNEE-JERK LIBERAL can't tell the difference among 1. The person who, through no fault of his own, finds himself on the street, suddenly destitute, and in grave need of help; 2. The mentally ill substance abuser who lives on the street, also in grave need of help, but needing others' help as he can't help himself; and 3. The professional beggar annoying people on the street. One justifies all three, and allows the knee-jerk liberal to be a pig head.

A KNEE-JERK CON-SER-VA-TIVE thinks a man's worth is his net worth. (Unless, of course, he's GEORGE SOROS, or contributes to LIBERAL causes, like BERNIE and SUH ALLEN.)

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