THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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“When I am there working I pay whatever, you know, my rate is based on income for that day in New York,” Limbaugh said. “And I try to go as little as possible. If it weren't for hurricanes down here (his regular studio in Florida), I would never go up there!!
“So I'll tell you what I'm going to do,” Limbaugh continued. “I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR AN ALTERNATIVE STUDIO SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE NEW YORK, PERHAPS TEXAS -- ANOTHER NO-INCOME-TAX STATE -- AND I'M GOING TO GET THE HELL OVER THERE, WHEN A HURRICANE STARTS COMING OUR WAY, 'CAUSE I TOLD MAYOR BLOOMBERG: I'LL BE THE FIRST TO LEAD THE WAY!!!!!“ [Taxing overemphasis added]
P. S. Sorry -- wrong link!
P. P. S. Well -- there was ONE good thing about that article.